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Guest’s experience suggests why. His beer truck was stopped 47 times at police...– Tim Harford
Jangan hisap ganja →
Don’t smoke pot! :D
A Butler Well Served by This Election →
For 34 Years, Eugene Allen Carried White House Trays With Pride. Now There’s Even More Reason to Carry Himself That Way……
Don't put your keys in photos →
They might get duplicated …..
Congratulations U.S.A, and thanks– The world
although I do think Mccain’s gonna win :-(
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be...
From http://www.carlpei.com/funny-life-lessons/ A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
Malaysian English Joke
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1. This was what he came up with… 1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at...
Begin anywhere. There’s no right place, nor any better place to start from that...– http://www.lifehack.org/articles/lifehack/10-more-ways-to-create-a-breakthrough-in-your-life.html
Agent Smith - Purposes
Agent Smith: But, as you well know, appearances can be deceiving, which brings me back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because we're free. We're here because we're not free. There is no escaping reason; no denying purpose. Because as we both know, without purpose, we would not exist.
[Several Agent Smith Clones walk in]
Agent Smith Clone 1: It is purpose that created us.
Agent Smith Clone 2: Purpose that connects us.
Agent Smith Clone 3: Purpose that pulls us.
Agent Smith Clone 4: That guides us.
Agent Smith Clone 5: That drives us.
Agent Smith Clone 6: It is purpose that defines us.
Agent Smith Clone 7: Purpose that binds us.
Agent Smith: We are here because of you, Mr Anderson. We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us.
[Attempts to copy himself into Neo]
Agent Smith: Purpose.
Vi veri universum vivus vici - Latin phrase meaning: “By the power of...
Newton & Tamil Movies
http://www.ittutor.net/forums/index.php?s=&showtopic=32812&view=findpost&p=399794 Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went...